腦細聖旨睇唔明？ Office email 密碼測驗(上)

Well， you know，腦細（成日自以為）時間非常寶貴，打多兩隻字畀小職員都實在太浪費。所以，腦細們都會用所謂 abbreviation a.k.a. (also known as) 英文簡寫落office email聖旨。加上腦細們創意無限，有時仲會自創簡寫，真係諗到頭都爆。睇唔明？死罪可免，不過以後嘅日子就….. 即刻試下你的英文簡寫修行去到邊！

Level 1 : 職場新人都要識

I need to hv the report a.s.a.p. LMK when it’s done.

呢條直程係送分題。a.s.a.p.，即係 as soon as possible，應該係腦細嘅口頭禪，因為佢哋要嘅嘢一向都係「即刻要，馬上要，而家要」。而LMK，即係Let me know。全句就係「 I need to have the report as soon as possible. Let me know when it’s done」，仲唔快啲 send 份report 畀腦細？

Level 2 : 高層尊享特權特稱

Pls rmb that I’ll LET ＆ WFH. Feel free to e-mail me. Thx.

RMB並唔係人民幣，而係remember。到底腦細提你記得咩？LET 同 WFH 分別係 leave early today 同 work from home 呢2項高層先有嘅權利。全句就係「 Pls remember that I will leave early today and work from home. Feel free to e-mail me. Thanks. 」嘩！腦細提你佢會早走work from home，仲叫你有咩e-mail 搵佢，你唔係真係信呀？少年，你真的太年輕了。

Level 3: 有頭冇尾最難估

ICYMI.

英文簡寫最怕就係呢種，有頭冇尾，成封e-mail得幾隻字真係好難估。畀個提示大家，呢個時候就要望下個e-mail subject 喇！如果見到ICYMI，你應該覺得個subject：「又係你呀陳生？」因為ICYMI = in case you missed it , a.k.a.，你做漏嘢呀！嗱嗱聲去補鑊啦！